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Ho ho ho! Your Secret Santa giftee is VINEGAR DOPPIO, who also goes by "PurplePiper" on the network.

Buy or make Doppio a gift by December 26, or Santa will come down your chimney and box your ears.

If you need more information, contact me C/O Hawkeye Pierce at Crowe Clinic, and I'll delegate him to tell you to do your own research.